NOT BORING NEWS: 1st edn
Cambridge dictionary just got a major glow up
So, this is your mark on history? The Cambridge dictionary has just entered its delulu era. Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang just got the academic stamp of approval with words like “skibidi,” “delulu,” and “tradwife” being added to the dictionary. Shakespeare walked, so Gen Z slang could run, or something like that.
Trending on TikTok: an absolute earworm 🚨 alert 🚨
IFYKYK. “Alexander, come back to sleep I have an early meeting out of town. It's still dark outside.” OH WE KNOW!!! 🥸
Okay so this trend has gone a bit nut—washing machines, doggie doors, windows and some questionable staches. Founding father fits every single time, but what’s the best out there? Just search “alexander come back to sleep”.
Why does everyone we know either have gastro, the flu or covid WTF
If your group chat feels more like a hospital waiting room right now, you’re not alone. Across Australia, everyone’s either coughing, spewing, or testing positive 🤢
Doctors say it’s a mix: winter germs, covid doing its 83rd comeback tour, and gastro having a hot girl walk through schools 🤒 Basically, every sickness RSVP’d ‘yes’ to winter 2025 and our immune systems weren’t on the guest list.
Bare minimum or princess treatment? Schoolies night out edition:
- Someone giving you sunnies in the club = princess treatment 👑
- DJ actually playing the song you requested = bare minimum 🫠
- Your mate shouting your whole Macca’s order = princess treatment 👑
- Someone taking a fire fit pic of you without asking = princess treatment 👑
- The photos from pre’s being airdropped without asking = princess treatment 👑
- Friend hands you an ice-cold Frank Green filled with Hydrolyte = princess treatment 👑
OOPS mum I ate a rabbit
So, TikTok’s “all meat, no plants” diet has officially gone from FYP trend to IRL horror story. ☠️
A Victorian teen reportedly took the carnivore hype so far they killed and ate a raw rabbit in public. Yep. That happened. YUK.
The carnivore diet has been blowing up on socials—steak, raw liver, butter straight from the block. Influencers hype it up for the “gains” and “glow,” but health experts are begging: pls eat a vegetable 🍆 😳
BREAKING BRUNCH NEWS
Has avo toast lost its crown?
Smashed avo has been pushed to the side while matcha takes centre stage. From lattes to soft serve, Gen Z and TikTok have crowned the earthy green drink as the new non-negotiable. Cafés are tapping into it with matcha everything.
BUT WHY?? It tastes like grass and tbh we think you’re all lying. So, let’s be real now… do you like it? 🍵
Battling it out for Belly’s heart
UMMM TikTok is officially divided #teamconrad vs #teamjeremiah.
CONRAD = broody dreamboat. JEREMIAH = charming chaos. EVERYONE = losing it.
Juicy peaches and $750 wedding cakes. The ultimate soundtrack and crazy theories. Only 2 episodes left. 🍑💍 Well, well, well Belly… who is it going to be?
THEMES DRAMA SOLVED
Tropical summer is out. Dress as your type is in. The highly anticipated 2025 themes dropped but you kinda hated what YOU voted for... make that make sense. Ohhh the DRAMA.
2025 Schoolies themes divided the nation. CHEFS KISS. MIC DROP. WE ATE. 🧨
A collective hooray could be audibly heard as the themes were finally announced. Who would’ve thought those Year 12 persuasive speech tools would come in handy so soon...
